TNR-RSS Poster
September 5th, 2007, 04:12 PM
So this is something I've been planning on doing for a while, mostly because people get a good chuckle out of it. Sometime near the end of last term I started narrating my dreams to people at breakfast... sorry lunch, and people loved it for the laughs.
My Dreams are TRULY random, i am not this creative in real life. These will seem like they just come out of nowhere. This will also test the new NR system. So here goes!
You Are A Pirate!
So this dream begins with me being in some sort of elementary school, really big windows and about 5-6 stories tall. From what I can remember I was being chased by some random swat teams on the 5th floor. Theres a group of 4 of us and we blow out 4 windows and swing down 1 floor breaking out the corresponding windows on the 4th floor. So now we're each standing in a window sill and looking at us is a shocked class of what i would guess to be kindergardeners.
Then so as to NOT look suspicious music starts playing *its the "you are a pirate" song*, in case you haven't heard of it heres some of the lyrics:
Do what ya want cause a pirate is free
You arr a pirate!
and we start dancing this syncro dance in the 4 windows so its like a kids show. We're also suddenly wearing like peter-pan uniforms... The kids love it. The next thing you know the fire-alarm is going off and the kids are SCREAMING, total chaos and they're out of control. Now *for some reason* I'm the teacher of the class and I'm trying to get the kids out in an orderly fashion. Most of them shuffle out but there are like random kids in the bathrooms that refuse to come out.
Finally I've got the last kid and we're heading to the stairs, and like 1 set of stairs down it fills up with smoke and I'm thinking, oh we're finished... stupid kid. Then the dream is over, lol.
More... (http://wiseinvancouver.blogspot.com/2007/09/dream-log-001.html)
My Dreams are TRULY random, i am not this creative in real life. These will seem like they just come out of nowhere. This will also test the new NR system. So here goes!
You Are A Pirate!
So this dream begins with me being in some sort of elementary school, really big windows and about 5-6 stories tall. From what I can remember I was being chased by some random swat teams on the 5th floor. Theres a group of 4 of us and we blow out 4 windows and swing down 1 floor breaking out the corresponding windows on the 4th floor. So now we're each standing in a window sill and looking at us is a shocked class of what i would guess to be kindergardeners.
Then so as to NOT look suspicious music starts playing *its the "you are a pirate" song*, in case you haven't heard of it heres some of the lyrics:
Do what ya want cause a pirate is free
You arr a pirate!
and we start dancing this syncro dance in the 4 windows so its like a kids show. We're also suddenly wearing like peter-pan uniforms... The kids love it. The next thing you know the fire-alarm is going off and the kids are SCREAMING, total chaos and they're out of control. Now *for some reason* I'm the teacher of the class and I'm trying to get the kids out in an orderly fashion. Most of them shuffle out but there are like random kids in the bathrooms that refuse to come out.
Finally I've got the last kid and we're heading to the stairs, and like 1 set of stairs down it fills up with smoke and I'm thinking, oh we're finished... stupid kid. Then the dream is over, lol.
More... (http://wiseinvancouver.blogspot.com/2007/09/dream-log-001.html)