Jumping on the bandwagon...

[Sageabilly]

Hi, I'm Sageabilly

I'm a girl. No, really. I promise never to make a deal out of it, and to never use it to get free things. I hate attention whores.

You can find me playing TF2 usually with MARTELSKI, cause we're a team like that.

I'm an artist, in the middle of opening up my first gallery space. It's been hectic, but enjoyable. I also work in the childcare center of my city's YMCA.

I enjoy reading about the Axis powers in WW2. I also like fantasy novels (but honestly, who on the internet doesn't?)

I'm not the best at TF2, but I'm not the worst either. I played UT back in the day... but I wasn't good at that either. Apparently I have not been touched by the patron saint of gaming yet. :(

[Crayola]

oooo, another girl




...quick, what do i say?

[Cleavage Monkey]

You say welcome. Enjoy your stay. Wow you boys really do have a tough time talking to girls.

Another girl is always welcomed of course. I am still the hen mother around here though. Gerry and I are like the mom and dad :)

[SKULLCRUSHER]

Hey Sageabilly, welcome to the Northern Resistance.

Glad you found our TF2 servers and web forums. We have a great little community here and i'm sure you will fit in just fine. I think you are the third or forth Female member, so dont let the guys scare you off with their banter.

What area of the country do you live - I expect that your in Canada somewhere. We have people from pretty much every part of the GTA and beyond Toronto.

Anyway, enjoy the site and servers, we look forward to seeing you around.

Cheers,

Skully

[manofphat]

Welcome!

If you feel comfortable with it, you should post some of your artwork!

Pwn ya later!

[Rick Ball]

Welcome! I'm rick ball. the one they make fun of, feel free to join in.

[lefty]

hello...

could you post some of your art please?

[WiseGuy]

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s283/wiseguy02/lolchart.jpg
not to scale...

[Fabulous D]

welcome! its a trap?

[Krythos]

welcome to the forums sageabilly. hope you have fun getting pwned by the dudes who have TF2. (im getting it soon, just got a new computer to play source and the likes on >D)

[The Killing Joke]

Hi Hi.

Welcome to the forums! As you will see, we've got an eclectic band of players here, who really don't associate with girls much in RL. (Don't hold that against them - they're actually pretty cool.) ;)

What area of the country do you live - I expect that your in Canada somewhere.

It's "you're". ;) (Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I'm that irritating guy on the Forums who has to assert his power by finding random spelling mistakes in other people's posts.)

I am still the hen mother around here though. Gerry and I are like the mom and dad :)

Isn't that "Den Mother"? And are you saying that you and Gerry/Skullcrusher (because she has no clue who "Gerry" might be) are the 'mom and dad' because you're old? ;)

Oh Sage - here's another one of my little 'quirks' I like to pull, every once in a while...

Edited for Truth:

Welcome!

If you feel comfortable with it, you should post a picture of yourself, preferably in a sexeh pose!

Pwn ya later!

Nobody is safe!

Welcome! I'm rick ball. the one they make fun of, feel free to join in.

That's Rick Ball. He's the one we make fun of. Feel free to join in. (He's got a thin skin, so go easy on him.) ;)

welcome! its a trap?

That's Fabby. He's a closet homosexual, but he likes to assert his false sense of masculinity by hitting on all of the females on the board...

Anyway, there's a small synopsis of some of the 'characters' on here. We're glad to have you, a broad. (Oops! I meant, we're glad to have you aboard!)

:))

[EyeMaster]

LOL cray! :P

Welcome. Nice to see you on our servers / forums. I hope you have a great stay.

and tkj, apparently I too, am a homosexual, altho me and my gf doubt it... ;) (squad tag phrase)

[The Killing Joke]

and tkj, apparently I too, am a homosexual

Admitting that you have a problem is the first step to correcting it.

:))

[null]

Isn't that "Den Mother"?

Mother hen, perhaps? Over complicating things for yourself again, TKJ? :P

And welcome to our disfunctional, little community, female-person.

[Jimmy Delicious]

I agree with the phat one, post some art so we can critique it harshly. What medium do you work in?

[Cleavage Monkey]

Yes I am implying that we are the mom and dad cause we are old.

[The Killing Joke]

Yes I am implying that we are the mom and dad cause we are old.

Ha! Quoted, so you can't back out and edit later!

/singing

Kathy and Gerry are old!
Kathy and Gerry are old!
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!
Kathy and Gerry are old!

/end singing

> reboot maturity

Maturity Ver 1.0a Loading...

...

Failure loading Module 0.01
Failure loading Module 0.02
Failure loading Module 0.10
Failure loading Module 0.11
Failure loading Module 0.20

...

Maturity program has logged too many errors. Please reinstall program and reboot.

C:\>_

[Sageabilly]

My medium right now is ink and paper. I make greeting cards, but they're not the Hallmark kind :) I honestly don't know what to call what I make... art cards? Artistic notecards? I am kinda at a loss on that one, but my gallery booth is going to be called "The Write Card" (courtesy of my mother-in-law)

and I'm not actually FROM Canada.... is that bad? Should I leave now? :(

[Cleavage Monkey]

Probably safer that you are not from Canada....you won't be close to any of these juvenile delinquents.

[SKULLCRUSHER]

I prefer to be referred to as Old Fart, Old Pervert or just Old Guy, as Mindwarp so fondly addresses me by.

[Crayola]

AMERICANO! AMERICANO!

[Vengeance]

LOL fab.


hi. get CSS. See you 'round

[The Killing Joke]

Edited for Truth:

I prefer to be referred to as Old Fart, Old Pervert or just Old Guy, as Mindwarp likes to fondle and undress me.

Nobody is safe!

:))

[Sageabilly]

I'm NOT going to start playing CounterStrike because I'm sure I"ll suck to high heaven and then be ruthlessly mocked by my husband, who is #2 on his server ;)

[Krythos]

he would mock you for not being good at a game? what kind of man is he? if your playing to have fun he should respect you enough not to mock you if you are not as good as the others on the server.

but even if you do start playing CS with us and you arnt that good, you will get better. trust me. on every server Ive played on, Ive gotten high scores (even on my laggy computer, for those of you who know what im talking about) but on NR, I dont. because there are regulars who are good. and because of that, they have made me want to get better so I can rape them.

that is what I call the true spirit of a competitive game, not the mocking or the insult flinging. but the want to get better at said game when facing stronger opponents.

[Cleavage Monkey]

I'm NOT going to start playing CounterStrike because I'm sure I"ll suck to high heaven and then be ruthlessly mocked by my husband, who is #2 on his server ;)

That's ok you can suck along side with me :). I am not that great. And the boys know better than to mock us gals.

[fly]

I'm NOT going to start playing CounterStrike because I'm sure I"ll suck to high heaven and then be ruthlessly mocked by my husband, who is #2 on his server ;)

don't worry if your bad its all for fun and relieving stress. thats why we put up with crayola

[ORION]

I'm NOT going to start playing CounterStrike because I'm sure I"ll suck to high heaven and then be ruthlessly mocked by my husband, who is #2 on his server ;)

And then we can ruthlessly mock your husband for not being #2 on OUR server.

[Crayola]

don't worry if your bad its all for fun and relieving stress. thats why we put up with crayola

says fly...

[RANDOM H3RO]

Watch as the brave gazelle tries to navigate with it's shakey legs, oh ladies and gents we've got blood in the water here, the sharks are circling.....but....OH....oh no!!! The stupid little monkeys have crammed into the scene and scared her off.....

Oh well......so goes the the way of the wild.

[Vengeance]

I'm #2 on this server. Am I your husband for NR?

[The Killing Joke]

don't worry if your bad its all for fun and relieving stress. thats why we put up with crayola

says fly...

says EVERYONE...

:))

[RANDOM H3RO]

-cosign



I mean honestly phil, I put up with you as much as you put up with me.....

[The Killing Joke]

I mean honestly phil, I put up with you as much as you put up with me.....

...and that's saying something!

:))

[theunderking]

Oh, hey, im another of the old farts around here, but seeing as i dont have TF2 (/cry) I probly wont see you on the server.

I do have an artsy question though. Are you any good with paint? We scientists aren't so good with the arts and was wondering if you had some tips.

(please not just practice practice practice, even though i know thats the real answer)

Oh yeah, and this is a pre-emptive DAMN YOU TKJ! for when he butchers this post.

[The Killing Joke]

Oh yeah, and this is a preemptive "THANK YOU, TKJ" for when he fixes this post.

...anything I can do to help!

:))

[Krythos]

...anything I can do to help make you look like an idoit!

:))

see TKJ isnt the only one with quoteing powers >D

[manofphat]

see TKJ isnt the only one with quoteing powers >D

oh shit I forgot to edit the quoting permissions after the site update. Now everyone shouldn't be able to change quotes........I wish lol

[Krythos]

lmao. Im just getting TKJ back for all the times he edits quotes lol

[The Killing Joke]

lmao. Im just getting TKJ back for all the times he edits quotes lol

You'll note I didn't fix your spelling mistake, Krythos. ;)

[Krythos]

lol. im typing too fast today cuz my new computers finally working. waiting for source to finish installing and updating so I can come on and rape anyone whos on tonight >D

[theunderking]

thanks for hijacking my request for art help!

I HATE YOU ALL! Or maybe just the fuckin humidity.

[Crayola]

says EVERYONE...

:))

-cosign



I mean honestly phil, I put up with you as much as you put up with me.....

i guess you both missed the message in what fly said

[The Killing Joke]

i guess you both missed the message in what fly said

Nope. Fly was saying that even though you're on the Server, the fun of CS:S balances how irritating you are. I totally got it. (...and so did everybody else - just not you.)

:))

[Sageabilly]

Oh, hey, im another of the old farts around here, but seeing as i dont have TF2 (/cry) I probly wont see you on the server.

I do have an artsy question though. Are you any good with paint? We scientists aren't so good with the arts and was wondering if you had some tips.

(please not just practice practice practice, even though i know thats the real answer)

Oh yeah, and this is a pre-emptive DAMN YOU TKJ! for when he butchers this post.

Nope, always sucked at painting.

Oh my GOD y'all sure do know how to make a body feel welcome. Five pages!!!

I'm doing a demonstration at the gallery tonight, everything was put in and finalized this morning and it's looking GREAT!!! I'm hoping that I sell out, and hoping that I don't because I don't have any inventory to replace it!!

But I'll be back to playing this weekend, I promise.

Oh, and Martelski is #12 on the server as of last night. :)

[Neozonz]

I'm a girl. No, really. I promise never to make a deal out of it, and to never use it to get free things. I hate attention whores.

I love how the second thing she mentions after hi is her sex.
Oh yeah- for sure your not making a big deal of it :o

[RANDOM H3RO]

I farted and it smells like biscuits, is that bad?

[manofphat]

Sageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee scan some of your work!

[WiseGuy]

Oh my GOD y'all sure do know how to make a body feel welcome. Five pages!!!

everytime a girl posts on these forums it goes to like 10 pages of mostly everyone making fun of everyone else... :(

but here's a proper welcome from me though, seeing as to how i didnt give one before.

[Timberly]

everytime a girl posts on these forums it goes to like 10 pages of mostly everyone making fun of everyone else... :(


mostly b/c the only way these guys know to make themselves look the best is to try and make everyone else look bad.

Welcome to the community sage!

[lefty]

lol @ 5 page glory.

/girl alert?