Best Ban Ev4r!

[ORION]

check out 70.87.55.29:27015
it's a "Proffesional Tactical CS:S Pub"
the reason why this is hilarious is because of how seriously they take themselves and their rules.
Rules:
40 sec. buy time to allow for planning
Do not jump, or bunnyhop to avoid damage
No use of profanity or abusive language
You MUST have a mic
The list goes one, type MOTD when you get in to read the full list of BS
it's a decent 100 tic sever, based out of texas, but it's nothing terribly impressive.
but they take themselves seriously enough to ban me for using the word 'pwned', oh and when i asked what they were paying a month for bandwidth they asked if i was guna try and hack their server... these guys are pro. I suggest having a challenge to see who can go the longest without getting banned.

[WiseGuy]

we should raid the server, get like 10 of us on there.. and not break their rules but ghost like mad

[ORION]

btw, for those of you who know how to do it ;) ;) they have awps restricted, but unlike the late awpless script of TNR, this one has the '8k hole' where awps get removed at the end of the round and you get refunded, thus you can buy it again. One note tho is that if you fail you objective, U R slayed, that is all :)

[EyeMaster]

I agree, we should go on there and ghost lots... lol, but not break the rules.

On the other hand, what's wrong with a bunch of people having their own server with their own rules? The rules they put in place make the game more fun and more like they like it, no need for us to make fun of them...

[ORION]

It's not so much the rules, as much as how serious they take themselves and their titles of 'Tactical' and 'Professional'. Prior to that IP ending up on the CAL forums these guys didn't even know what CAL was (let alone CEVO). The whole time you play on that server its like a fight against your jump button(s) where you must resist or risk being banned.

[Landspeed]

WTF?? why would they ban you for jumping?

Thats the worst rule ever

[chris]

I may just have to drop by that server; I am an expert on getting banned. Plz tell me they don't alow awps. I'll start dropping them for ppl from console.

[Vengeance]

lol.

Thats messed up. they should play a different game if they honestly want to be tactical.

[Cleavage Monkey]

The no bunny hopping I can understand, but no jumping? Come on. But yes sounds like we should all hang out there one night. :)

[RANDOM H3RO]

I'll bring the cheetos and the pickles!

[WiseGuy]

sorry pickles are not allowed in their server as a snack food and are considered "unprofessional" because everyone knows real Counter-Terrorists dont eat pickles, the cheetos are fine, all terrorist love cheetos

[NIS3R]

lmfao this thread is hilarious! lol the jump and be banned comment by orion and the pickles one by wise cracked me up!

i am SOOO going on there and singing FLE3 MARKET! TALXIN BOuT FLEE MARKET!