Mini Vacation

[mfkr]

Friday morning i get on a bus to Montreal for the weekend. It's gonna be amazing...all you can drink on the bus. St. Patty's weekend i Montreal is supposedly a massive party so i'm really looking forward to it.


Oh yeah, did i mention Leafs vs Habs on Saturday night?

I've got 12 buddies going...one of us is going to end up in jail...or near death with alcohol poisoning...

yay!

[manofphat]

lol sounds like a good time man. Have fun!
Take some pictures and post them eh ;)

[mfkr]

Will do...especially since our hotel is across the street from the famous "Club Super Sexe"
I think we're spending a lot of time there...unfortunatley the only female coming with us is my gf...

[WiseGuy]

Will do...especially since our hotel is across the street from the famous "Club Super Sexe"
I think we're spending a lot of time there...unfortunatley the only female coming with us is my gf...
share her

[Crayola]

share her

crazy waterloo antics

[WiseGuy]

90% of guys in waterloo = asian
90% of girls in laurier = non-asian

the odds are good for a white guy in waterloo (ask tim)

[Vengeance]

lol. sounds like a fuck load of fun. Have a good one man!

[Landspeed]

Montreal for St. Patty's is insane, It's pretty mush a block party but with the whole city.

Quebecers know how to Party.

and

GO HABS GO

[Xzinum]

If you are going to club SuperSexe, you and your buddies will have a good time. The girls are really open and fun. Just don't do anything to piss off the girls, as security is provided by the Hells Angels. Don't be afraid to look around on the strip as well, there are good little places to be at other than the SuperSexe.

[mfkr]

I've heard about a ton of good places to go...And it just got a lot cooler. A girl I used to go to school with about 13 years ago is currently out there at McGill...and she's stripping to pay her way thru school...she just invited me and all my friends to her club to be her guest for the night.

[WiseGuy]

I've heard about a ton of good places to go...And it just got a lot cooler. A girl I used to go to school with about 13 years ago is currently out there at McGill...and she's stripping to pay her way thru school...she just invited me and all my friends to her club to be her guest for the night.

bahahah, best thing i've ever heard! u know the weekends gonna be a blast when...

[manofphat]

the best is when people you know are stripping lol

[mfkr]

Or potentially awkward...

If so, screw it...i'll just get drunk

[Timberly]

90% of guys in waterloo = asian
90% of girls in laurier = non-asian

the odds are good for a white guy in waterloo (ask tim)

This is true, and has been responsible for me getting in trouble a couple times. =\

[SKULLCRUSHER]

Just dont get in too much trouble Tim, you chances at the force will be drastically reduced...lol

[mfkr]

I have returned.

Only 4 hours of sleep since Thursday. I'll post all of my shenanigans when i wake up.

[Mike-KT]

Actually, chances are BAD in Waterloo (just ask Wise lawl)

UW is the only university in Canada with more guys than girls, and a lot of the girls are hardcore academics who don't have comprehension about how they look. It's not a bad thing, it's just assumed that Laurier has hotter girls (ask Tim lawl). It's not always true (ask me, lawl)
Laurier girls get this mythic about them, how they're pretty but Dumb

http://imprint.uwaterloo.ca/legacy/story.php?f=2&t=8186&i=&v=f&story=8186&
to finish off the thread hyjacking

[WiseGuy]

http://imprint.uwaterloo.ca/legacy/story.php?f=2&t=8186&i=&v=f&story=8186&
to finish off the thread hyjacking

lol id still rather take my chanced with a laurier girl :P

[Cleavage Monkey]

Maybe I should have gone to Waterloo instead of Western. Might have snagged me a man :)

[WiseGuy]

as long as you dont mind Asians... just think of a school full of smart Crayola's

[Crayola]

as long as you dont mind Asians... just think of a school full of smart Crayola's

har har har, in my defense im only half

[Mike-KT]

Most people would have said "in my defence, i'm not stupid"

[mfkr]

Well...after 14 hours of sleep i feel competent enough to give you guys a run down of my weekend in Montreal.

We all started drinking Thursday night in Mississauga. Drank until 4 or 5 am slept for a couple hours, then got on a bus at 7 am. Besides our clothes, our group of 12 brought 4 24's of bud on the bus. And yes the first beers were cracked before we left the parking lot. By the time we got to our lunch stop in Kingston we were out of beer and most of us were extremely hammered. I was one of the only smart ones who was only mildly intoxicated. We got to our rooms, utilized the facilities and then went out in search of more beer. We found a convenience store a short walk away were we purchased another 6 24's of bleue dry (Blue but 6.1%). We then picked the middle room of the three rooms we had and filled the bathtub with ice and beer. We had a few in the room, then headed out on the town. After a short dinner we hit Crescent Street. Crescent is essentially 3 blocks of non stop pubs. The first place we went to was called Hurley's. After realizing they were charging $8 a pint and we weren't in a strip club we decided to move on to another pub called McKibbins where we proceeded to drink our faces off.

About 20 minutes into our stay we realized our group had shrunk to 11. The youngest one in our group, known only as 'Paul from Penetang' was missing...no answer on his cell phone or anything a few of us took a 20 minute walk around to try and find him. After no luck we continued drinking back at the pub. At 315 or so we left the pub. LAST CALL IS AT 3AM! We found a pizza joint by the hotel that was run by a girl from mississauga so we stopped in to grab a few pies and headed back to the rooms. After a few more hours of drinking in the room our boy Paul stumbled into the hotel. Apparently he met a couple girls and went to the casino with them. However when he left the casino he couldn't remember what hotel he was staying at. So, 7 hotels and a $100 cab ride later he made it back to the Delta.

Saturday at 10 am i was awakened by the foul smelling stench of $95 worth of mcdonalds hash browns and various mcMuffins...How one person can purchase $95 worth of mcdonalds food is beyond me. But it provided some energy for an 11 am casino run. Where i only lost $100 in 3 hours. After an afternoon nap it was off to dinner and the Leaf game. We went to some extremely nice steak house where they fucked up our orders royally. However they made up for that by providing free beer. Just before we left, one of the angrier people in our group decided the free beer was not enough and proceeded to commit an act known only as 'The Top Shelf'. This essentially means removing the toilet tank lid, standing on the toilet seat and using the toilet tank instead of the bowl. After two days of hard drinking and eating nothing more than fast food and other crap you can imagine what Rot Gut we all had, and what was then coming out of our systems. Just think of the mess when that toilet flushed. Better yet, think of the reaction the person who flushed it would have when more shit came into the bowl as opposed to clean water.

At the leaf game we sat in entire section of leaf fans...I actually think there may have been more leaf fans than habs fans there. The entire game consisted of us yelling and screaming at Montreal fans...basically being loud mouths. But it was all in good fun. After the leafs got spanked, we were still being asses but having a good time with it. I honestly thought we would end up in a fight but i was wrong. the guys we were yelling at ended up hanging out with us for a few beers after the game where we all decided it really didn't matter because neither team is going to make the playoffs anyway. WE did see one fight at the game, (Other than the Tucker vs Boullion fight) in between the 2nd and 3rd a woman in her mid 30's (and quite a milf too). was chirping back and forth with a guy in his mid 20's. Just as security came around the corner he gave the woman a shot. That led to two security guards and about four people laying this punk out. When he was finally brought to his feet, he had a more than obvious broken nose and was missing a few teeth. All very much deserved.

WE then headed back out on the town for the ST. Patty's day celebrations. There were people everywhere; a few hundred thousand all in a few blocks. Lineups for the bars were well over an hour long. So we proceeded to hit a couple strip joints and then made it into one bar where we continued getting drunk. While we were walking along crescent street we got into our only scuffle of the trip. And it wasn't major, but funny it was. We're standing in the middle of the road, when an apparent homeless guy came up to one of my buddies. asking for change with the classic "Help a N***a out" After saying no. He then told my buddy to give up his wallet, and pulled a banana from his pocket like it was a gun. All of us lost it...this guy was trying rob us with a banana. He then decided to throw a punch at the closest person to him which happened to be my buddy Hai. Now, you have to picture Hai, he's a 5'10, 280lb Chinese guy who spends way too much time at the gym. Hai responded by throwing one punch and dropping this guy on his ass. We then proceeded back to the hotel where we picked up more pizza and stayed up until the bus came Sunday at 11. Over night, the guys across from us were being total douche bags. The way the rooms were, two of our rooms were side by side and just in front of the room doors was another set of doors you could close to connect the rooms. So the assholes across the hall decided to trap us in to our hotel room using the cord from their Iron and tying it around the two handles, keeping the doors from opening. They then went to the casino. After we realized what happen we cut the cord with a knife, then stole the iron so they'll have to pay to replace it. We also took note of how many people entered the rooms when they came back and proceeded to put the breakfast order forms on their doors. They didn't appreciate the $200 bucks worth of breakfast outside their doors in the morning.

I expected a somewhat rowdy bus ride home. However, the punishment we had inflicted in the previous days proved too much. We had one beer each in Kingston and that was the end of it. I'm now going into detox. No alcohol until June when this same group all goes White Water rafting. This gives me a lot of time to lose a lot of weight and fully flush all the alcohol and greenery from my system.

[mfkr]

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[manofphat]

looks like it was a good time man! When were you in Kingston!? Did you go to any of the bars here?

WTF homeless guy with a banana. Did he take it right out or was it like in his coat?

P.S. Why the hell did you have to mention anything about the toilet situation? lol

[mfkr]

looks like it was a good time man! When were you in Kingston!? Did you go to any of the bars here?

WTF homeless guy with a banana. Did he take it right out or was it like in his coat?

P.S. Why the hell did you have to mention anything about the toilet situation? lol


Nah we were only in kingston long enough to get more beer and some lunch. We stopped at some mall that had an Arby's, A&W, McDonalds, Mr. Sub and a Harvey's.

As for Banana man, he first had it in his coat like a gun, but pulled it out. IT was such a weird situation, going from thinking we were in danger, to "Is that a Banana?!??!?!"

As for the 'Top Shelf'...you know you laughed...and you know that you would try it if you felt the need. Just don't do it while smashed...toilet seat are hard to balance on.

[GLS]

ahahahah TOPSHELF! lol i call it an "UPPERDECKER!" funniest shit ever.

sounds like you had a blast though!