ChaCha Fun

[jefftheworld]

I don't know if any of you have heard of ChaCha.com (http://www.chacha.com/), it's a search engine that has a live 'operator' feature. These real people can help guide you through your searches. However, I like to have a little fun with them.


Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Lisa(16225)
Lisa(16225): Welcome to ChaCha!
Lisa(16225): Just a moment please
You: Okay.
You: um.
You: I'm looking for how to grow a 1337 at home.
Lisa(16225): Yes?
You: Not how to become 1337.
You: I want to grow one, maybe in a jar, if I can find a jar.
Lisa(16225): So the info sent is not helpful?
You: I know there's a webpage about it somewhere, I found it a few monthes back.
You: @ "So the info sent is not helpful?"
You: Not really
Lisa(16225): Please be specific with growing 1337?
You: Like...how to acquire a seed, how to nurture one, optimal growing conditions, etc.
Lisa(16225): look that link please [sends wiki page on 1337]
Lisa(16225): I just looked for the definition for 1337 to make sure I knew what it was
You: Yeah, that's the definition, but they lack a section on growing 1337's.
Lisa(16225): So I am not clear what your search is
Lisa(16225): Is this a legitimate search?
You: Um, I think so. Yeah, I think growing 1337 is legal where I live, but now I'm unsure.
Lisa(16225): So it is a flower?
You: Lulz
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.


So yeah, enjoy hours of being a jerk over the internet.

[manofphat]

Yeah we had a post about ChaCha on our old forum. If you actually use them for a legitimate search you'll find that they'll spend a while making sure that you are happy with your search results! I like them a lot!

[jefftheworld]

Legitimate search? Wha!?

Yeah, I really should try it out for real, but I always get so distracted by the fact that I'm immature and mean spirited.

[WiseGuy]

haha that was really clever, ive seen those before... 4chan likes abusing the ppl on the LinkSys help thinger :P

[Calamity Gundam]

Man it would have to be just hilarious to ask them outrageous things like:
"How to masturbate"
"HAWT Furry Hentai"
"Is Richard Simmons really a man?"

L M F A O

[manofphat]

haha that was really clever, ive seen those before... 4chan likes abusing the ppl on the LinkSys help thinger :P

wowzers! Post a link to that shit! I HATE Linksys chat!

[Calamity Gundam]

You too Mano?? that piece of s#$% craplet would not work on my machine. When it did, it would crash unexpectedly (after explaining my situation with a rep several times). so frustrating, over a $10 switch no less.

[WiseGuy]

as by request:

http://macrochan.org/search.py?tag=Neutral%3ALinksys%20tech%20support
when u check those out, make sure u dont miss the next button, the ones on the second page i find are funnier. You may not get some of the jokes, cause they're deeply 4chan related :P