Choose a member, pick their kryptonite

[Xzinum]

I'll start with mano

http://www.favoritebrandrecipes.com/food_shots/1/144/14416.jpg
:lol:

for those that can't make it out, it's onion soup dip.

[The Killing Joke]

I choose Nis3r:

http://ldc.upenn.edu/myl/llog/MWCDEU.jpg

:)) Sorry, buddy! Too easy!

[WiseGuy]

i see where this is goin for me....

[The Killing Joke]

Again, too easy: `WiseGuy (...and thanks for the challenge)

http://wiki.d-addicts.com/static/images/4/48/Pgsmsenshi.jpg

You didn't say anything about FIVE 13 YEAR OLD GIRLS!!! (...and they're COSPLAYIN' for ya!)

:))

[WiseGuy]

gee thanks... u coulda made em cuter

[RANDOM H3RO]

Xzi around Kingston is known as "Sir Guevremont The Dragon Slayer"

http://img.timeinc.net/officepirates/files/images/blog/fat_lady_470x705.jpg
There's a nice white haired one for ya.....

[The Killing Joke]

Xzi around Kingston is known as "Sir Guevremont The Dragon Slayer"

http://img.timeinc.net/officepirates/files/images/blog/fat_lady_470x705.jpg
There's a nice white haired one for ya.....

GAH! My EYES!!! I was going to give you a groan, but I can't see my screen!!! :redface:

[SKULLCRUSHER]

Either there is a potato bug crawlin on her shoulder or thats a big nasty mole thats ready to spawn another head. Ewwwwwwww.

[aftersh0ck]

Skully's

http://www.blackbeltshop.com/kneepads-lg.jpg

[SKULLCRUSHER]

ROFL .... way to bring up that old sauce man!

[Normandiee]

i dont get it... :$

[syndrome]

lol, i've been around a while, and i either dont remember or just never knew.

[WiseGuy]

BAhahahahahahah xD good one!! haha gerry, lol kneepads


Crayola:
http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50305771/Microphone.jpg

[chris]

Domi/Lesh:

http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlny/original/area_dominatrix.jpg

I would like to thank google images for making this so easy

[ORION]

Her kryptonite is women wearing claws and leather?

[The Killing Joke]

Her kryptonite is women wearing claws and leather?

Yes. Yes, it is. :lol:

[Crayola]

the mic is the opposite of kryptonite for me...

[RANDOM H3RO]

We all know I'm Dom's kryptonite so yall can stop dreaming.

BLAT!

[The Killing Joke]

We all know I'm Dom's kryptonite so yall can stop dreaming.

BLAT!

Well, if the Wikipedia entry on Kryptonite has it right...


"... causes immediate physical pain and debilitation, reduces their powers, and kills within hours."

So, if you are Dom's Kryptonite, that sounds about right to me! :lol:

[Calamity Gundam]

Fabulous:
http://www.practical-jokes-and-pranks.com/images/noise_smell/6in_smile_whoopie_cushion_250.jpg

[NIS3R s Dad]

Calamity
http://www.wickedsunshine.com/WagePeace/Election2004/Images/VotingBox.jpg

[FLeX]

Green's Kryptonite
http://www.smoke-nut.com/foto/bubblers/big/132-blue-phatty-bubbler.jpg

[TheGreenBastard]

lawl!!!

[RANDOM H3RO]

TKJ:
http://www.weddinghumour.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/dummies-sheep.jpg

[syndrome]

rofl?

[The Killing Joke]

TKJ:
http://www.weddinghumour.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/dummies-sheep.jpg

Umm... I guess because I'm such an expert, I don't need to read the book? :confused:

[Calamity Gundam]

Lmao... Well thats one hobby I never knew TKJ had. also lol at Niser's Dad, lol.

[The Killing Joke]

Actually, if we're talking about TKJ's Kryptonite, I guess this would be mine:

http://www.supersimpsons.com/kryptonite.jpg

...since I am Superman. :))

[Mike-KT]

That makes sense really Rick, cause if you can lift whatever you want and fly around the world, what's the point in exercising or being in shape? :P

[The Killing Joke]

If I could only groan at you more than once, I would... Nice heat vision, btw.


http://www.genii.ca/images/other/firin1.jpg

[WiseGuy]

Gooch:
http://blogs.chron.com/techblog/archives/2006/07/images/turbomod2.jpg

[ORION]

moar/sauce?

[Cleavage Monkey]

I'm totally hurt that no one has come up with anything for me :(. Or is it because you all respect me so much that you wouldn't want to insult me?

[ORION]

Kathy;

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/2500/pinkwd7.jpg

Pink walls and red bed sheets.

[NIS3R]

ok apparently we are doing reverse Kryptonite?
Kryptonite is a fictional substance from the Superman comic book series (and subsequent related media). The material, usually shown as having been created from the remains of Superman's native planet of Krypton, generally has detrimental effects on Superman.

here is a actual Kryptonite for mano:
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p268/nis3r/manoK1.jpg
lol nis3r lan ppl will get that one!

[manofphat]

dammit don't give people the wrong impression.
I love beer! But sometimes.....it makes be do things...

[Cleavage Monkey]

Mmmmm Rickards...good beer

[WiseGuy]

lol.... mano, what a fun night taht was. Good Times at NISERLAN

[Xzinum]

Xzi around Kingston is known as "Sir Guevremont The Dragon Slayer"

There's a nice white haired one for ya.....

:lol:
Touché

This one's too easy, but someone had to.
Zimba
http://www.jetspeed.com.au/catalog/images/aero34.jpg

[Fabulous D]

Calamity's

http://calendars.lulu.com/items/volume_33/512000/512100/1/preview/Preview.jpg

i have no idea how to make that smaller... and damn you for making me look that shit up you whoopy cushion posting bastard clammy!
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rez's

http://www.redbeardsranch.com/tipi_(3.jpg

[Mike-KT]

Actually for mano, this combo leads to defeat.

http://beer.thetazzone.com/images/drinkBeer9.jpg

+

http://216.25.78.123/pics/panasonic/er206k.jpg

[WiseGuy]

BAHAHAHAH KT!!! nice one hahaha

[RANDOM H3RO]

*Flexes*
Dat's right Random fear nothing and nothing can bring him down!!!!

Krytonite for anyone in Darkly:
http://www2.fileplanet.com/images/150000/151439ss_sm2.jpg

(That's what I got banned for)

[gOOCH]

orion
http://macrochan.org/source/Y/R/YRKS2D5LJVYBCGQJRPXYYKRN3W5SI52U.jpg

[ORION]

Fuck, I hate your gOOCH, that shit will haunt my dreams.

ADD ON: People say it's a lamprey shooped into the guys finders, here's my problem with that, all lampreys I've seen as of yet have a) a discernible 'beak' structure and/or b) multiple gnawing teeth. They are vile creatures, utterly disgusting. But in the pic above I see what look like teeth, but they are somewhere where lamprey do not have them, on the outside of the mouth, and no gnawing teeth, of beak. So, please someone post a pic of a lamprey that looks like that so I can sleep again.

ADD ON:
30 pages into Google images later.
http://www.wnit.org/outdoorelements/600/609/Lamprey.jpg

Apparently it's a preserved Asian lamprey. The colouring is a bit off, that thats an easy shoop fix. But the teeth are small to begin with and when you preserve it, they rot.

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=177518&page=2

Finally, my mind is at peace.

[Normandiee]

thats really, really scary orion.

[Calamity Gundam]

LOL Flabby, that man post hurts. It was shocking to say the least! Still a good laugh though, you know its not true. Right??

LOL

Orions Kryptonite MK II:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v368/Addy_S/orion.jpg

[WiseGuy]

hahahhahaha /b/

[Krythos]

ok. I believe most people are taking the kryptnoite idea as being ones weakness. yes, supermans weakness happened to kill him. but a weakness could be something one craves and would do things to have. Of coarse it could also be taken as something with a negative effect on the body (an allergy to be exact XD)

[ORION]

OMFG Calamity, first two rules... christ, this is why the place is swarming with gaiafags, not to call out anyone on this forum, of course.