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WiseGuy
July 15th, 2007, 10:07 PM
Check it out cray... an open bag of kettel chips. Too bad you lack the strength to do it yourslef...

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Crayola
July 15th, 2007, 10:07 PM
wrong brand = different bag

manofphat
July 16th, 2007, 05:09 AM
still. Just grab each side like crazy and pull in the opposite direction.

Sniffles
July 16th, 2007, 06:01 AM
kettlechips can be a bitch to open. i opt for the bitting the side and tearing technique

SKULLCRUSHER
July 16th, 2007, 08:20 AM
Geeez, all that schooling you guys took and you cant figure out how to open a fuckin bag of chips. That's why they invented various implements, such as scissors for this type of delicate operation. Alternatively you can work-out and put some muscle on those skinny frames and open them like a real man.

gremwood
July 16th, 2007, 08:52 AM
Geeez, all that schooling you guys took and you cant figure out how to open a fuckin bag of chips. That's why they invented various implements, such as scissors for this type of delicate operation. Alternatively you can work-out and put some muscle on those skinny frames and open them like a real man.

lol, grab a knife and stab that son of a bitch.

Mike-KT
July 16th, 2007, 09:03 AM
It's likely better he didn't get the chips open, he'd just turn on Vent and eat them to piss everyone off

Fabulous D
July 16th, 2007, 02:15 PM
funny that someone so good with "bags" cant open some chipeses lolses!

NIS3R
July 16th, 2007, 03:47 PM
It's likely better he didn't get the chips open, he'd just turn on Vent and eat them to piss everyone off

i rofled

lol its ok cray there is always an elusive bag/package that just wont open! hell if i worked at the chip factory id super glue a few :P just 2 piss kids off! :P

Crayola
July 16th, 2007, 05:32 PM
kettlechips can be a bitch to open. i opt for the bitting the side and tearing technique

SEE, steve's the only, non-retard on here

SKULLCRUSHER
July 16th, 2007, 06:04 PM
That's just because we told him to be nice to you.

Oh, and KT so hit it on the head with you Phil... I think you were doing that last night on Vent... again !

Calamity Gundam
July 16th, 2007, 07:12 PM
kettlechips can be a bitch to open. i opt for the bitting the side and tearing technique

Yeah honestly Sniffs. Kettle Chip bags are sealed so friggin tightly. I think if you were to use Gerry's 'brute force' method, the bag would just rip open entirley spilling the chips.

Go and buy a bag for yourselves. I recommend the cheddar flavor. Have fun :D

NIS3R
July 17th, 2007, 10:08 PM
SEE, steve's the only, non-retard on here

hey i wasn't an ass hole either! :O

WiseGuy
July 17th, 2007, 11:35 PM
i bought three more bags today...

manofphat
July 18th, 2007, 05:17 AM
Someone should send me a bag. Doesn't matter if the chips are all crumpled lol

SKULLCRUSHER
July 18th, 2007, 07:53 AM
I can send you a bag Winston, but chances are it wouldn't have any chips inside it. Hope you dont mind the hair also.... rofl.

The Killing Joke
July 18th, 2007, 09:06 AM
Short 'n curly is the way he likes 'em!

manofphat
July 18th, 2007, 05:54 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmbanned lol

Sniffles
July 18th, 2007, 10:11 PM
yea wise but u buy the imitation brand ones. lightly salted ftw calam.

WiseGuy
July 18th, 2007, 11:00 PM
yea but they only cost $1.30 and they taste DELICOIUS!!

Crayola
July 18th, 2007, 11:18 PM
honey dijon ftw