I challenge you, TNR!

[Keegan]

~THE FIVE BURGER DEATH CHALLENGE~

The rules were quite simple:

* Purchase 5 McDonalds double cheeseburgers,
* Arrange them in a pyramid configuration,
* Eat them in a single sitting,

and, after all the other objectives are complete,

* Do not die.


Record your results in this thread.

And yes, I did rip this off of SA (http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/burgin.php).

[SKULLCRUSHER]

ok, i will bite (so to speak)... whats the big deal ? 5 Double cheeseburgers at McDonald's is equivalent to probably one home made burger at Wimpy's Diner. I dont understand where the challenge comes in... or is it just the survival part afterwards, due to all the shit and fillers they put in their dog meat ?

[mfkr]

This is a joke.

[Fabulous D]

man now im "burgin" lol

lol @ "i feel like a sack of disaster"

[Keegan]

I'm seriously going to do it. Maybe I'll one-up the challenge and go buy 5 Baconators from Wendy's. those things are brutal

[gOOCH]

i bet mcdonalds themselves started it

[ORION]

I wanna try 5 double quarter pounders now...

[sudz]

5 baconators! I barely survived one...

[Keegan]

5 baconators! I barely survived one...

I'll do it and document the entire trip. I gotta work myself up to it first. I'll aim for this weekend.

[SKULLCRUSHER]

sudz, are you for real ? I tried one the other day and felt like there was barely any meat on the damn thing. They say six pieces of bacon, except they are only two inches long - pwn'd from Davey's grave again !

[manofphat]

I heard the bacon on them was 3 pieces of regular bacon cut in half lol
This is a challenge that the manofphat declines. I fucking hate McDonalds.

Man....I just had to add manofphat to my Mozilla dictionary wtf?

[Mike-KT]

You need to get the canadian dictionary (https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/downloads/file/14303/canadian_english_dictionary-1.1.0-fx+tb+sm.xpi) mano, it's in there.

Anyone ever been to Chill and Grill here in Waterloo? their 12 oz burgers are brutal if you don't prepare ahead of time.

They have wicked ice cream too, made by my buddy's company may-pole

[Keegan]

note to self, go to waterloo

[Timberly]

KT i've seen that place but never eaten there, i'll take my buddy. Also, for you burger fans out there in the TO area.... ever been to Zet's on airport road? Get the Zet Burger... Its a bacon cheeeseburger with 2 patties. LARGE patties. like, none of this fast food shit, they grill it all up right there.

[The Killing Joke]

KT i've seen that place but never eaten there, i'll take my buddy. Also, for you burger fans out there in the TO area.... ever been to Zet's on airport road? Get the Zet Burger... Its a bacon cheeeseburger with 2 patties. LARGE patties. like, none of this fast food shit, they grill it all up right there.

For you folks in and around Brampton, go to Sunny's on Kennedy Road and Hwy 7. Best Burgers Ever.

[Keegan]

Theres this store near me at dundas and trafalgar called Roxy's. Best fecking burgers ever.

[SKULLCRUSHER]

Hey Tim, yea, i've been to that one by the airport - pretty good food.

Jonny's Hamburgers on Vic Park is good, if they are still around - just north of the 401 on the east side.

Also, The Golden Star Restaurant is great for burgers and fries - they make a really good home made burger. They are on Yonge Street, just north of Steeles on the east side. I've been going there for around 35 years - still the same owners.

[Calamity Gundam]

For you folks in and around Brampton, go to Sunny's on Kennedy Road and Hwy 7. Best Burgers Ever.

For you folks in and around the Barrie area, go to the St. Vincent graveyard and go to the chapel. Best rotting human meat ever!

[SKULLCRUSHER]

For you folks in and around the Barrie area, go to the St. Vincent graveyard and go to the chapel. Best rotting human meat ever!


Ummm, yea o.k. But is there anywhere in Barrie where they actually serve good non-rotting, non-human, animal meat ? Or does everything just blow chunks in Barrie... hahah

Hey, I'm gonna be in Barrie this Saturday for a golf tournament.

[Calamity Gundam]

Hrmm, if that is the case there are some good restaurants on Bayfield. Moose Winooskis, Frans, usual fast food places (mcdonalds, harveys, wendys all on Bayfield).

Still can't beat Caesars pizza - $6 pepperoni - ready to go, no need to wait!

So cheap that you can actually afford to throw them at your golf buddy's!

[Mike-KT]

Hey, I'm gonna be in Barrie this Saturday for a golf tournament.
What a coincidence, I'm getting a new bike on Saturday

[ORION]

Dino's Pizza has kick-ass stone baked panzerotti's if you're into them,
they're about the size of a medium pizza, folded in half, and you get 2 with drinks for something like $16 or maybe it was $18, anyway they deliver to the south side + they are cheap and delicious thus they are good in my books.

[SKULLCRUSHER]

Where are they Andrew ?

If we are talking Pizza now, try Dante's in Thornhill - best Pizza ever, anywhere, handsdown winner. They put their toppings on with a shovel, cause a spoonfull just aint enough.

[Crayola]

burrito boys ftw

[manofphat]

Xzinum and I are about to go out for burgers. I'm not Burgin' or anything though. I'm gonna try to make him take the challenge.

[manofphat]

He didn't do it today, but he said that he'll be able to do the 5 burgers and even BEAT the time that the guy from SA did it in which is an hour and 18 minutes. We're going to do it on Friday.

[ORION]

http://www.dinospizza.com/

Ordered a medium pizza with just bacon form then the other day, we got a medium bacon with a side of pizza... I can still taste the meaty goodness
shit... I'm guna get a "no one is safe" quote for that one.

[Keegan]

http://www.dinospizza.com/

Ordered a medium pizza with just bacon form then the other day, we got a medium bacon with a side of pizza... I can still taste the meaty goodness.
What has science done?

[Calamity Gundam]

They put their toppings on with a shovel, cause a spoonfull just aint enough.
Gerry, bring me some of that pizza eh bud?


What has science done?
LMFAO!