So, Tiger, champ or chump?

[monty slick]

By some reports he's been screwing around on Elin since before the beginning of her second pregnancy and that's with just one of the, apparently, three women he's been "seeing".

[Conscript]

I don't think his sex life effects his profession at all.

[ungst]

Champ.
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[iheartyou]

Champ, best golfer in the world, trophies and green jackets to prove it.

[Gorbachev22]

i don't think his profession is very useful

[Cleavage Monkey]

I don't think his sex life effects his profession at all.

Unless Nike decides to drop him. There goes 40 million a year.

[The Killing Joke]

Chimp. (You don't go monkeying around on the woman you're with.)
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[Mike-KT]

He's a champ at one aspect of his life and a chump at the rest

[SpiderTroll]

....yeah, I don't really care.

[grum]

I think there should have been a "Both" option.
Sports: Champ
Life: Chump


Unless Nike decides to drop him. There goes 40 million a year.

It's never going to happen.

Nike NEEDS Tiger more than Tiger needs Nike.
He's the only reason there IS Nike golf.

Besides, if Tiger were to lose all of his endorsements, he'd still be worth in excess of ONE BILLION DOLLARS.

[The Killing Joke]

It's never going to happen.

+1. Two words: Kobe Bryant.

[McPwned]

Why does anyone care what he does outside of play golf?

[gOOCH]

Why does anyone care what he does outside of play golf?

cause he was a flawless icon that everyone liked, he is golfs ambassador, his pr is more important than his skill at this point
no one expected him to be a tard like a rod or tie domi who are obvious tards

[SharpShooter]

cause he was a flawless icon that everyone liked, he is golfs ambassador, his pr is more important than his skill at this point no one expected him to be a tard like a rod or tie domi or gOOCH who are obvious tards

I fixed your post there Chris :))

[Lopert]

Doesn't matter what he does in his spare time imo. Champ

[Cleavage Monkey]

cause he was a flawless icon that everyone liked, he is golfs ambassador, his pr is more important than his skill at this point
no one expected him to be a tard like a rod or tie domi who are obvious tards

+1

[FourierT]

Chimp.
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Yo dawg dats racist

[MrBlonde]

I heard Tiger is gonna change his last name to CHEETAH

[jkaupp]

In golf, mans a champ. Can't take that away from him ever.

Life, mans a douchebag. Don't cheat on your wife.

[ORION]

In golf, mans a champ. Can't take that away from him ever.

Life, mans a douchebag. Don't cheat on your wife.

Remember kids, it's not cheating if she was holding the camera.

[RiceCrysis]

apparently random women are showing up saying they slept with tiger

how many holes was he playing? (-philip defranco)

[Sweetlou]

apparently random women are showing up saying they slept with tiger

how many holes was he playing? (-philip defranco)

18 with a stop over on the 19th for three cups of fun

[SharpShooter]

apparently random women are showing up saying they slept with tiger

how many holes was he playing? (-philip defranco)

That is a good question, I wonder how many strokes it took him to finish.

[M Kraft]

I bet he was pretty subpar.

[cujo]

Considering that the guys who USE Tiger's branded Nike equipment are just as likely to be cheating on their spouse I don't see how this matters :P

[RiceCrysis]

lol I see what you guys did there...

[Derfel]

I'd say he was always a chump, not a champ. But in the long run, he'll be remembered as a champ. So champ it is, not chump. Unless he's more of a chump than we know now, which turns champ to chump quickly, and chump (not champ) for eternity he will be.

Chomp.

[The Killing Joke]

Shemp?

http://img2.allposters.com/images/DES/D1189.jpg

[WiseGuy]

those puns got pretty good lol

[TheSniper]

apparently random women are showing up saying they slept with tiger

how many holes was he playing? (-philip defranco)


18 with a stop over on the 19th for three cups of fun


That is a good question, I wonder how many strokes it took him to finish.


I bet he was pretty subpar.


Considering that the guys who USE Tiger's branded Nike equipment are just as likely to be cheating on their spouse I don't see how this matters :P

YOU RUINED IT

[Mike-KT]

1) Kid rages hard despite his age, might not have grown up enough to know that even if you can get whatever you want, you can't stop from losing something you want, and
2) What's the deal with these rumours that he offered his wife 60 million to stay with him.

[monty slick]

1) Kid rages hard despite his age, might not have grown up enough to know that even if you can get whatever you want, you can't stop from losing something you want, and
2) What's the deal with these rumours that he offered his wife 60 million to stay with him.

With the bits and pieces I've heard over the years (used to watch a lot of golf, less now) he sounds like he never grew out of Uni. Or high school?

[Wesley Crusher]

Who gives a flying crap.

Also, people managed to forgive A-Rod or at least forget about him falling into the gap.

[RiceCrysis]

omg 60 million to sleep with tiger

[ukm]

Life: Chump

http://i50.tinypic.com/vwwjyu.jpg

[monty slick]

"I have not been true to my values and the behaviour my family deserves"

...

"So I'm going to give $5M now and another $55M after two years if my wife stays with me. No, I don't think she's a ho"

:|

[McPwned]

Quoting Matthew Good (http://www.matthewgood.org/2009/12/seriously-2/) on this one:


This is a man that hits a little white ball into a hole for a living. As undeniably talented as he is at performing that task repeatedly, the coverage that he’s getting right now is a prime example of just how off the rails the media has gone. President Obama just escalated a war and all anyone can talk about is a golfer that crashed his car?

[fab]

props to you, mcpwned. matthew good roxorz (although I prefer all his music leading up to Avalanche... WLRRR was fairly solid, but I didn't care for anything after that. It's decent, but I guess I moved past it.

oh, yeah, this thread topic...

agree with jk. but mostly, just don't care?

[watadarkstar]

Champ.
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Agreed champ.

[Rukks]

This will be forgotten even quicker than kobe or a-rod cuz hes already admitted and apologized.

And i just read the first few, but honestly gorb, golf is probably the most useful profession. Think of how many contracts are signed after playing a round of golf as a business meeting. Not many business people go and play bball or hockey.

[MoeB]

http://i50.tinypic.com/vwwjyu.jpg
lol good job ukm. using his own weapons against him!

[Derfel]

Mickelson wins the Masters.

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20100411/i/r188138597.jpg?x=400&y=262&q=85&sig=9oityCgMqGlLVGHnrV4GRg--

[gOOCH]

that man has lovely lips

[The Killing Joke]

that man has lovely lips

He should take up the saxamaphone.

[Sweetlou]

He should take up the saxamaphone.

then Bill Clinton would have a buddy to jam with :lol:

[cujo]

then Bill Clinton would have a buddy to jam with :lol:

if you know what i mean *sleazy wink*?

[Derfel]

if you know what i mean *sleazy wink*?

http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/50735940.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=E41C9FE5C4AA0A14014C002E1570E84C231AA85610C9368E 617C7C3184E175C5B01E70F2B3269972