Funny Chat Quotes

[WiseGuy]

Mike: Ready for my last term, trying to make it good. says (12:52 AM):
lol welcome to donning!
IR's are something of the past for me
though we did have students climb the outside of our building tonight
- Peter Porzuczek | Naruto :: finally have internet!! εïз says (12:52 AM):
looooool
Mike: Ready for my last term, trying to make it good. says (12:53 AM):
I've been spinning for 4:11:27
- Peter Porzuczek | Naruto :: finally have internet!! εïз says (12:53 AM):
spiderman 3 is comin out soon....
hahahah
Mike: Ready for my last term, trying to make it good. says (12:53 AM):
meatspin.com is verrrrry differnt
- Peter Porzuczek | Naruto :: finally have internet!! εïз says (12:53 AM):
LOL!!

[The Killing Joke]

...and YOU posted this? After KT burned you with the MeatSpin reference?

[Mike-KT]

i did?

[The Killing Joke]

NVM - you burned yourself, you meatspinner, you.

[pig]

<KnightTemplar> I reached a new low today
<KnightTemplar> I vacuumed crumbs off my stomach because i was too lazy to get up from the computer
<KnightTemplar> It almost motivated me enough to go for a run
<KnightTemplar> but instead I sat here
<SiD|gOOCH> rofl
<SiD|gOOCH> sometimes when i erase homework in math, i use a can of air to blow away the eraser bits

lol @ both of you, i get back and see that.

[WiseGuy]

hahaha

[Mike-KT]

Oh noz!

I eventually did go for a run
5k, which nearly killed me

[RANDOM H3RO]

GentleManWizard: Yeah like one night I concluded that the world leaders were
built out of spare parts from failed space missions.
amazon_baby: seems logical
GentleManWizard: That's what I told my partner.
amazon_baby: i take it your partner didn't see it the same way?
GentleManWizard: He believes they are made out of toasters.
amazon_baby: that is possible
amazon_baby: its tough, failed space mission spare parts or toasters?
hmmmm
GentleManWizard: Spare parts, I mean come on, they were defective in the
first place...
amazon_baby: that's true, but then toasters in a not so literal sence, they say
they're going to make things better (bread into toast) so you give them ur bread
(votes) then they take ur bread and give you nothing
amazon_baby: except about 10 minutes of looking at the toaster and then
when the toaster is done it gives you back ur bread all burnt and gross and not
what the toaster box (campaign) promised.
amazon_baby: wow i have no idea where that came from
GentleManWizard: See that's what he said but I countered with. "O.k. but look
at it this way....there's all this build up (space mission) lots of money backing it,
all fancy and shiney (campaign) and at the moment
GentleManWizard: where you think all will be awesome and good (blast off)
the thing explodes and you're left with millions of dollars down the drain.
amazon_baby: well then the only thing to conclude is that some are made
from spare parts and others are made from toasters
GentleManWizard: Or both.
GentleManWizard: Toasters AND spare parts on one Leader.
amazon_baby: maybe they're made from spare toaster parts from failed
space missions?
GentleManWizard: :O I think you're onto something
amazon_baby: do they have toasters on space missions?
GentleManWizard: They better, what's a space trip without toast? I mean
come on....
amazon_baby: thats true...imagine going out in space and being all like "know
what would make this perfect? some toast" and then not having a toaster...it
would be such a let down
amazon_baby: it would ruin the whole trip...like sure the galaxy is nifty but
without toast would it be worth it?>
GentleManWizard: Hell no, I'd be like "Fuck it we're turning around."


(Don't ask...)

edit:

later that conversation....

GentleManWizard: All war's should be faught with nerf guns.
amazon_baby: nah...wet pool noodles
GentleManWizard: NERF GUNS! you'd spend half the time giggling like a little
school girl when you heard in german "ACKTOON LEEBERT DOON SHOOTS
ME IN DAH EYE!"
amazon_baby: Hate to dissapoint but i don't think the germans are involved in
the war
GentleManWizard: "DIRKA DIRKA NERFA SHOOTA"
amazon_baby: LMAO
amazon_baby: but still...i support the wet pool noodles....because well how
serious can you take someone in full camo gear running at u with a neon pink
noodle made of foam...
GentleManWizard: True, but damn you catch one of those in the face and it
HURTS!
amazon_baby: exactly! which would stop the war pretty quickly don't you think?
like who wants to get hit with a pool noodle more then once? no one...
GentleManWizard: But the slaping sound they make when they collide is
funny.
amazon_baby: its true
amazon_baby: but nerf guns are too fun to play with
amazon_baby: people would be getting in on it just to play with the nerf guns
GentleManWizard: Imagine a massive Nerf rocket, you'd be like "SARGENT
THERE'S A GIANT NEON MISSLE COMMING FOR US! WHAT DO WE DO?"
GentleManWizard: He'd be like "SHIT JOHNSON! GET THE TENNIS
RACKET!"

[silence]

GentleManWizard: Imagine a massive Nerf rocket, you'd be like "SARGENT
THERE'S A GIANT NEON MISSLE COMMING FOR US! WHAT DO WE DO?"
GentleManWizard: He'd be like "SHIT JOHNSON! GET THE TENNIS
RACKET!"

LOL this was the absolute funniest thing in this entire convo u posted.... the rest was pure filler....

[WiseGuy]

NIS3R * * * GOT MY GUITAR! : D said:
22much2drink

nuff said, if you thought english was butchered before.... u thought wrong