Funny/WTF Articles

**mfkr** · May 24th, 2009, 09:59 AM

Originally Posted by Derfel

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20090523/D98C6GP80.html

I was just going to post that...
damn...
lol
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090523/...a_suicide_help

**WiseGuy** · May 24th, 2009, 03:15 PM

pft ... 26feet ???? hardly a jump imo. What's 8 meters, i applaud the guy that pushed him i would have been tempted to myself.

**cujo** · May 24th, 2009, 03:36 PM

*pulls out guitar*

I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY FRIEND
YOU COULD CUT TIES WITH ALL THE LIES THAT YOUVE BEEN LIVIN IN
AND IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO SE ME AGAIN I WOULD UNDERSTAND
I WOULD UNDERSTAAAAAAAAND

*pushes off bridge*
*choooooord*

**Derfel** · May 24th, 2009, 08:01 PM

Surprisingly, that was a decently funny movie.

**WiseGuy** · May 24th, 2009, 08:37 PM

that scene itself was pretty good lol...

**Fallout** · May 24th, 2009, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by mfkr

I was just going to post that...
damn...
lol
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090523/...a_suicide_help

Hey guys I was only joking............... *splat*. wha wha whaaaaa.

**Fallout** · May 28th, 2009, 01:58 AM

http://www.time.com/time/world/artic...900849,00.html

no wonder the scout is tweaked.

**WiseGuy** · May 28th, 2009, 02:03 AM

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/0...-cleaning-use/

**Mike-KT** · May 30th, 2009, 08:05 AM

http://torontoist.com/2009/05/on_hol...ie_dimanno.php
Clink the link for audio, it's even better

Good fences make good neighbours; Rosie DiManno, not so much.

On May 18, our favourite Star columnist devoted six hundred words to the "noisy, juddering" sex that her female neighbour—the "sex screecher"—has. The article is exactly as good of a read as you'd expect. ("Some cheek-by-jowl neighbours, their right to peaceful enjoyment of domicile infringed, are not so roll-with-the-thrusts sanguine." That sort of thing.) The column ended with DiManno hoping that her "neighbour subscribes to the Star and reads this." Her neighbour didn't, but her neighbour's parents did.

On Wednesday morning, a woman named Caroline phoned into the Edge 102's Dean Blundell Show, and outed herself as the subject of the article, which she'd realized after her panicked parents called her to double-check just which journalist she lived next door to. While the hosts tried to read DiManno's article—one describing the writing as being "for Mensa people on crack"—the screecher defended her love life. "You know what?" she said, "I just really enjoy sex, and whatever...that's not my problem."