Funny/Cool Images Thread

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OW you ruined it.

I figured someone would make a joke about me eating a period if I left out my allergy :P

ok, so you're exempt from bacon... that sucks, man!

but at least you can have a good ole burger! no?

I can and do! Heartily so!

[FrankTheTank]

Whale Dump:

[WiseGuy]

lol some of those were really good.

[The Killing Joke]

I don't eat that period. Pork allergy.

Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

[TheEpigone]

I figured someone would make a joke about me eating a period if I left out my allergy :P

A comma would have sufficed.

[FrankTheTank]

[TheSniper]

[fab]

woooooow

that's pretty golden

the letter more than anything else.

also, sniper, wtf is with the drug images. gtfo.

[Sweetlou]

=.(

[TheSniper]

also, sniper, wtf is with the drug images. gtfo.

The coke smuggler was really, really resourceful. Would YOU think to check the axle of a truck for cocaine?